Sometimes I wonder why I still live in the Western Suburbs...
Tonight I went out for coffee after work, and ended up getting back to my train station at around a quarter to ten.
There was some feral bogan guy at the station, absolutely wasted.
Who then felt the need to leer at me "ohhh look at her tits maaaayte"
Then he proceeded to ask me if I wanted to suck his dick.
What have I learnt tonight?
Don't go out after working the late shift.. and if I do.. catch a cab all the way home!