Ten reasons why I think Shopping is better than Sex: (in no particular order)
1. You know that you're guaranteed to go home satisfied.
2. When you buy clothes, the only ego you need to stroke is your own.
3. You can 'try before you buy'
4. If you try something and decide you don't like it, you don't need to make excuses for why you don't want to take it home anymore.
5. Usually the tag/label/packaging tells you exactly what you're going to get so there are no nasty surprises.
6. You don't have to make awkward conversation with your purchased items the morning after you take them home.
7. You don't ever regret a bad shopping experience.
8. A long, marathon shopping trip is far better exercise, therefore it is good for your health.
9. Shopping never makes you feel inadequate.
10. It's far easier to find somewhere to shop, than it is to find a good shag.